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| "Pete the Magician is trying desperately to keep an audience; 'Kazam! I have now turned this exceptionally tall dwarf into a miniature giant! '" |
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| "'Yes, I'll take the RAM Sandwich with a side of Gigabites. And for dessert I'll have some Tracking Cookies.'" |
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| "'Once I create life in this test tube, I'll be able to prove that we weren't created by an intelligent being!'" |
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| "'You can bring the javelin if it's just a prop for a play, but we can't allow you to bring the shampoo or golf-ball on the airplane.'" |
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| "The illusive but terribly misguided forest-man steels from the rich who earned it and gives to the homeless who didn't." |
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| "Historians of the very distant future will look back on this era with shame." |
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| "The famous knights' visor of the medieval era is remembered most for rendering the wearer almost completely blind, but fully protected." |
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| "The Johnson's have taken 'leaving-cookies-for-Santa' to a whole new level" |
