9 Jokes Walk into a Blog...

 Here are some jokes to lighten your day. If you don't understand them, then shame on you. Just kidding.The ninth one is more fun to tell to other people because it actually has answers. I'll post the explanations to all of these jokes in a few days if anyone comments and asks for them.

1. This sentense contains exactly three erors.
2. Did you hear about the man that's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them. 
3. The bartender says, "We don't serve time travelers in here." A time traveler walks into a bar.
4. Did you hear about the suicidal homeopath? He took 1/50th of the recommended dose.
5. What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?
6. A pun, a play-on-words, and a limerick walk into a bar. No joke.
7. Did you see that? A hyperbole totally just destroyed that house over there!
8. There are 1 0 kinds of people, those who understand binary, and those who don't.
9. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in, and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator? You open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. The king of animals, the lion, calls all the animals together for a meeting, but one animal doesn't show up. Which animal was it? The elephant, he is in the refrigerator. You need to get across a river that is known to infested with viscous, man-eating crocodiles. There is no boat or bridge. How do you get across alive? You swim. All the crocodiles are at the animal meeting.  
10. BONUS JOKE: This post has four errors.